Verses

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Ode to UV

Oh UV, how stubborn can one person be.
From ignoring you so long,
I now find you deserving of song.

While before I had plenty of time,
uv add can’t squeeze in a rhyme.
While before I had plenty a worry,
uv sync allows me to hurry.

So for those unwilling to try,
afraid to bid the snake bye,
remember the paradise lost,
that the word of the snake had as cost.

Ode to Yangda

Oh Yangda, my dear,
A comfortable tram station near.
Chinese with hardly a vowel,
But German, forget the wet towel.

Spoiled for choice, take your pick,
Speak a quote from John Wick.
Every dish a positive label,
no white pizza on the table.

I know in this day and time,
A poem does not need to rhyme.
But your food is far beyond nice,
In part because all you can rice.

Speak in Latin, say your praises,
See the joy in all the faces.
Read a fortune in Wiebligen Mitte,
Promise to come every month, Bitte.